(Volume I, II, & III)
harassment and STUDS, you mean
maybe I could get in your pants one of these days?
damn ryan always raining on the naked fun parade
sacrifice my ass! no, really, don't.
boobie s to my right
just one more amputee unable to chase his dreams
Omg. Everyone is being lame tonight.
I would crouch down near the grassy knoll and see who really shot JFK
what is elmo anyway? a seal?
oh those boys! with their unlikely charms
are you drunk already?
tell the mister to fuck himself!
when I get my pay check, baby you know
I can't sleep! wanna breeeed
yea right! I am in LUV
is there anything I can do? I'll be your Florence Nightingale
looks like the shallow phil saga will continue...
I just got home to the British invasion!
that is very sweet except that I am not a cat head
We should start saluting each other
do I get a special dance then?
tall and handsome. never forget
someone just blasted a shotgun through our window. BUT I SURVIVED.
imagine wwf hosted at the cheapest motel in town and that's what I'm up to
I vomited on the way to class today. I'm a seven year old college student
the queen has requested your attendance
dude! so much funny shit is happening right now!
margaritas in the sun...we will be so Keith Urban
dramatic text! just kidding. love you lots.
your mom is a good idea. babe.
I'm going to need you to do better and show yourself
p.s. I just tripped over Molly in the dark and knocked the wind out of her
I am all of the above! just you wait and see
not as much as I miss you
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