You left a hair here. Do you want me to save it?
Hey. What has seven arms and sucks? (My answer: An octopus amputee. Correct answer: Def Leppard)
Now you're turning into that freaky duck-looking kid who gives sweaty hugs
Yea, even Tennessee-style spooning...it's better with someone
I know!!!!! This IS good!!!!! Yes!!!! It's happening!!!!!
I feel like we're back in the day with arranged marriages in China
If you want to be in our secret club and learn the handshake, you better come.
OK! Creeper.
In your fucking dreams. (Thanks, Mom)
I'm where I'm always at when you call. In bed, scantily clad, thinking of you.
The germs! The BAD germs!
Hula Girl lives on.
Looks like an alien. Sophomore slut on junk.
In your mouth? and Yes.
Journalism class. VIP pass. Free popcorn. Black coffee!
Or you could just ride with me, and we'll pretend we're on the Magic Non-School Bus
The Han Dynasty? Really?
Nice. I guess I'll just have to try you on later
Too old for you
He's obviously working for the dark side.
You must have good aim then.
Total Lunar Eclipse! (This one is tonight. Up in the sky at 7 o'clock. )
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IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i just want you to know that the thing I have to type a comment is uaappapo. I pronounce it ooh-a-pa-poe.)
looks like an alien, sophomore slut on junk:
most accurate description ever.
(Meet me in Bonnaroo?)
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